Satu Kelainan Pemikiran

Salam cinta !

Maaf… oleh kerana tak mo memecahkan kepala dengan artikel yang berat-berat maka tampillah edisi khas versi santai. Kali ini saya kan memberi sedikit tips bagaimana untuk menampakkan anda lebih kurus dalam gambar-gambar di internet.

Blogger Tips : Slimmer then ever !
Cara-cara ‘halal’

1. Bergambar dengan sesiapa sahaja yang lebih gemuk dari anda. Anda juga boleh gunakan kaedah ini dengan bergambar dengan orang-orang yang rendah-rendah sahaja untuk menampakkan anda tinggi. Pernah anda lihat Ella & Mila di televisyen ? Jika anda temuinya di alam realiti teramatlah kecilnya… kecik molek !

2. Carilah objek-objek yang montel seperti pasu bunga besar. Bergambar mesra dengan haiwan-haiwan yang comel pun okey gak cuma elakkan posing di belakang haiwan-haiwan yang boleh menendang perut anda dan menguruskan anda serta-merta !

3. Pakailah baju yang berbelang halus dan saiz yang sesuai (tidak terlalu besar) tapi janganlah pula sendat semacam sehingga menonjolkan apa-apa yang terlarang.

4. Bagi nampak sebahagian je badan anda. Kalau sukar sangat, boleh la bagi nampak muka je.

5. Ambil dari posisi yang sesuai dan jangan lupa kempiskan perut.. he he ..

Blogger Tips : Slimmer then ever !
Cara-cara ‘tak halal’

1. Edit guna photoshop tak pun kecutkan gambar guna paint je (mudah ya amat).

2. Guna photoshop juga tapi kali ni guna badan orang lain pulak.

3. Ada lagi ke cara lain ? Oh ya … cilok gambar orang lain kat myspace atau friendster kemudian mengaku gambar sendiri.

4. Ada lagi ek cara lain ? Malas dah nak fikir…

Sekian sahaja untuk pedoman kita semua. Semoga terhibur !

ps    :  jangan ikut yang tak halal tu, menipu namanya.
ps2  :  sesiapa nak copy atau edit balik kemudian letak nama sendiri untuk artikel ni, silakan.
ps 3 : ps3 tu versi terkini photoshop ! he he …

HOW TO BE A SUPER BLOGGER.

Congratulation ! Welcome to bloggersphere ! Here is no barrier, no limitation. So, you wanna go blog ? Here’s the 7’s rules to follow before you become a super blogger.

Do you really go for it ? Let’s start !

1. Writes in the power of love.
You’re now a love agent, so, you must spread the love and others who read your writing will spread the love to others and so on. So, if somebody ask why are you blogging, tell them you’re spreading the love.

2. Writing with your soul and heart.
Please make the writing reflect to who you are. Write with your soul and heart so the result will be miracle.

3. Attitude please.
Remember, you are writing about the attitude although you just write a story about mangoes and durians. When you spice your article with dirty word, please don’t angry when other say your are a dirty minded person.

4. Never writes for money and appreciation.
I believe majority of people think writing is how you deliver their knowledges and skills but wait if you believe that, you are wrong ! Writing also a part of art like the composer, musician and artiste do. You must deliver your knowledges and skills with the art of writing. Like the true art-man, they never ask for money and appreciation but when they make a good art, other pays and salute for it.

5. You’re responsible for what you wrote.
It’s free to writes anything but you must to responsible for what you are writing. If you are not sure about some facts don’t write it, but if you want to put it down please use “?” sentences.

6. Make research before you post the article.
Please make homeworks and check your article again and again. Avoid typing error so the readers know you are very perfectionist. Try to put new ideas and fresh info so it make others love to read your article.

7. Make your own branding.
Human always influence by their sifoo or idola. May be you can refer to any blogger’s writing style but it’s great when you have your own identity.

So, what are you waiting for ? Start blogging now and always implement all the 7’s rules. Let’s spread the love everywhere and anytime ! Remember, the love will come back to you ! Believe it !

[ HOW TO BE A SUPER BLOGGER (Part I)
by Mohd Fairuz Mat Zin - http://fairuzhafeez.com ]